Chairman Daniel Blofeld claims "No Spurs players will be sold" in the summer whilst holding a machete Walking around Tottenham's construction of an underground lair, Chairman Daniel Blofeld met with journalists to reiterate the clubs' stance that "No Spurs players will be sold" whilst Skype calling Real Madrid President Florentino Perez with a machete, threatening to give Bale another "injury". Seeking to demonstrate that Tottenham aren't a selling club, Blofeld announced that his cat would not be for sale, and that any bid for the feline would be fed to the shark underneath the fake pitch. The same was also applied to star players, such as Harry Kane and Dele Alli, who would equally be thrown to the shark if they attempted to facilitate a move. Daniel Blofeld and Pinocchio advertise new stadium, hiding a machete behind them At the lair, Blofeld also toured around NFL (it's NotFootball, Looney) vice-executive "Big ...